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** Cuffed And Stuffed **
*** Cuffed
And Stuffed ***
by Bobby Mac
part 9 of 14 (cuffed and
stuffed)
"We won't go into that", interrupted the
wicked fairy (Alicia),
"we have to have a council of
war".
"Yeah", said Karl, "let me be in
charge of the weapons".
"I don't think my mum's going
to like this", said Douglas.
"Course she will, you'll
be a fair dinkum hero if .........".
"When you two
have quite finished", interrupted Alicia again,
"don't
you think we had better gag cow pat, blindfold him,
and stick a
sock in his ears or something".
"Who's sock?",
said Douglas, "cause I want nothing.g.g.g to do with
taking
'his' socks off, after what he said about his brother,
he might
have toadstools growing out of his socks,or worms crawling
between
his toes". "Or maggots might have eaten his toes away",
went on Karl.
"OK Karl !!, you have made your point,
nobody touch his feet, here!"
she said handing him a pair
of scissors, "cut a bit off his shirt,
a bit you can see,
nothing that's tucked in, and Douglas you can
shove it in his
ears". "My mum", said Douglas, "will go spare
if I
even so much as look at his ears".
"That's
ok, I'll do it", said Karl, "there", he said,
standing back from Mooshat,
"cuffed and stuffed".
"What do you mean cuffed?", asked Alicia,
looking
aghast at her brother, "you didn't, you didn't use his cuffs,
o.ooh!!,
y.yuck!!, he probably wipes his nose on them, o.ooh!!,
yuck!!".
Karl took a step closer to his sister.
"Don't
get near me, don't even think about it", she warned him
as
she gave the look, which Karl instinctively knew meant trouble,
so
he stepped back from his sister and he went on talking,
"Well
like I said, cuffed and stuffed, what now?".
"Inventory
of weapons and plan of attack", said Alicia.
"What
weapons? asked Douglas, looking around the room which
had the
light on now, because Mooshat was disposed of.
Quickly the
three worked out a plan of attack, and, much to
Douglas's
surprise he was beginning to enjoy himself.
*****
Copyright:
Bobby Mac, October 2003
Published: www.tardemstudios.co.nz -
15th. March 2004
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