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** Cuffed And Stuffed **
*** Ferret
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by Bobby Mac
part 13 of 14 (ferret)
The
two slowly started to shuffle down the hall. They had only gone a
few metres,
when Rubin, who was in the lead, let out a load
yell. "I stubbed my flipping,
flaming foot". The
marbles under foot were now joined by an assortment of tins
of
baked beans, spaghetti, and other tinned food stuffs. Rubin jumped
up and down
and the more he jumped and danced, the more he hurt
himself on the tins and marbles.
In the end he collapsed,
exhausted in a heap on the floor.
"I'll get you, you
fiddle faddle kids.....", he would of carried on, but
something
fast and furry, about the size of a large rat,
scampered across his chest.
"F,F,F,F, flaming forests,
what was that ?", asked Rubin, obviously scared.
"Furry,
big teeth, size of a rat ?", asked Karl.
"Y.Y,Y,Y,
yeah", replied Rubin.
"Oh, splendid fellow, that's my
pet ferret, did you grab him for me ?", asked Karl.
"G,G,G,G,
grab him !!, what the flaming filleted fish would I want to grab a
flaming
ferret for, do you think I've got a f,f,f, flipping
death wish ?", asked Rubin
"Haven't you ?",
asked Karl.
"Look, let me up, we haven't done anything to
you kids, let us go and we'll say
no more about it", said
Rubin.
"You !! have got to be joking !!", cried
Alicia, "you and that fungus faced brother
of yours need a
shot of realism in your rear ends...."
"Alicia !!",
cried Karl and Douglas together, but Alicia was not to be
stopped.
"You're a flap doodle, look it up in the
dictionary if you don't know what it means,
you have a
fragmented mind, it can't get past f,f, flip, flap, or flop, so
here's
some more of your favourite sounding words to
familiarise, fascist face ache,
that's you, fears
futuristic,feline, that's me".
Before the Reeks brothers
could reply, Karl and Douglas started throwing things
at the
luckless pair. First came the potatoes, a whole sack, one at a
time,
both boys were good shots, Douglas was a bowler in the
school cricket team,
and Karl played a mean game of tennis.
After potatoes came the frozen chips,
and packs of frozen peas,
mixed vegies, and corn on the cob.
*****
Copyright:
Bobby Mac, October 2003
Published: www.tardemstudios.co.nz -
8th. September 2004
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