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** Cuffed And Stuffed **
*** Fudge
Bucket ***
by Bobby Mac
part 11 of 14 (fudge
bucket)
"The flipping, flaming, fuddling what?!!, ye
gods, you'll be talking to flaming
flipper next, come on, get
up, let's go and sort out ma and pa, they've been
telling porky
pies, just those two in the house indeed. They'll be yelling
the
truth from the chimney tops by the time I've finished with
them", said Rubin,
who by this stage was starting to get a
little testy.
"I thought you said we gotta keep things
quiet", said Mooshat, following his
brother out into the
hall. Rubin looked over his shoulder at his brother and said,
"do
us all a favour Mooshat and don't think". As Rubin turned the
corner in the
hall, the lights went out. Rubin felt something
soft brush past his face, he
lashed out with his fist missing
whatever it was, but hit Mooshat on the top
of his head.
Mooshat not realising it was Rubin retaliated with a kick.
Rubin
returned the kick and soon the pair were rolling around in the
dark
fighting each other, neither realised they were fighting
the other, that was
until someone who gives a certain look,
threw a bucket of icy cold water over them.
They untangled
themselves and Rubin lit his lighter and glared into his brothers
face,
"see a couple of snooty kids got you so scared you
turn on your own brother,
me, who's always been there for
you".
Mooshat mumbled that he was hit first, but Rubin
wasn't listening, he was still moaning.
"Wait till I tell
ma what you did...............", he was saying, when a voice
Mooshat
recognised only too well spoke out of the
darkness.
"Poor Rubin who just stinks, shall we play the
violins for you", the voice said.
Rubin was furious, "who
the flipping, flaming, fudge bucket is that?!!!!!", he
yelled.
"You don't have a very good vocabulary do you",
answered the voice.
"You come here!!, you snotty nosed
little flip flapper, I'll teach you
a thing or two", Rubin
demanded. There was the sounds of laughter.
"You teach
me?, ha!!, you couldn't teach a fish to swim", said
Alicia.
"Or an egg to hatch", added Karl.
"I'll
have you know I studied chemistry in Mount Eden Prison,
I can
make a bomb and blow you up, you and that silly little girl",
said Rubin.
*****
Copyright: Bobby Mac, October
2003
Published: www.tardemstudios.co.nz - 1st. April 2004
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