*** Hair Today Gone Tomorrow ***

part 10 of “Cuffed and Stuffed”
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* Bobby Mac *

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** Cuffed And Stuffed **

*** Hair Today Gone Tomorrow ***

by Bobby Mac

part 10 of 14 (cuffed and stuffed)

They, or rather Karl, came up with a good selection of weapons.
While the children had been talking, Mooshat had drifted off to sleep. The room
was in darkness when he awoke to a load bang and realised at once that
his gag had come loose.
"Those silly kids thought they could outwit him and Rubin", he thought.
He shouted out, "Rubin!!, Rubin I'm here, come and get me".
Rubin soon came to the door, "Shut your mouth, do you wand to tell
the whole world we're here", then he started to laugh, "Flaming, flipping, nora,
what happened to you ?, where's your flaming hair gone?,
and what's that all over your face?".
Mooshat automatically put his hand up to his face, his beard had been trimmed
close to his skin, and so had his hair, and by the feel of it, not very neatly.
As he was rubbing his hand over his face he realised his hands were free,
he looked down at his feet, they were free too.
"What you yelling and shouting for anyway?", asked Rubin.
Mooshat felt uncomfortable, he felt himself going red with embarrassment,
"Um.m.m, er.r.r, it..., well, it was these kids see", he stuttered.
"What kids?" said Rubin.
"There was two...no, three of them, they tied me up, and one of them,he cut up
my shirt and stuffed it in my ears, they were going to use me socks first,
but this snooty girl said not to cause they stink. The boy called me
cow pat, and she called you tinker bell, but don't worry I told her your name,
so she won't make that mistake again". Mooshat told his brother.
Rubin scowled, he leant towards his brother. Mooshat put his hand out
thinking he was going to be helped up, what a mistake.
Rubin head-butted Mooshat in the stomach, "you stupid pillock,
we're supposed to be incognito, and you're exchanging names and addresses with kids.
"They didn't tell me all their names, well...only the girl and one boy", said Mooshat.
"Oh...", said Rubin, "and what's miss snooty nickers name?".
"It's....um.m.m, she's called the wicked fairy", stammered Mooshat.

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Copyright: Bobby Mac, October 2003
Published: www.tardemstudios.co.nz - 17th. March 2004



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