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*** Poem Release ***
*** The
Mighty Arse ***
by 'Rusty Bourne'
Here is a story, it's a
bit of a blast,
the heroic tale, of the mighty arse.
Though
varying in sizes, though varying in age,
there's nothing quite
like that stinker enraged.
Of all the weapons it does
possess,
the roaring fart is holds prowess.
The silent
tremor or the gentle hum,
lesser weapons of the powerful
bum.
Of cause there's worse than which I speak,
the horrible
smell from beyond the cheek.
A violent explosion of methane
gas,
the choice of weapon of the human ass.
Capable of
odours a skunk could supply,
don't get too close to the hairy
brown eye.
But if you must, then take a friend,
just don't
turn your back on, that smelly rear end.
So if you the mind to
take revenge,
might I suggest our grubby wee friend.
When it
lingers, the smell will pass,
for this is the legend of the
mighty arse. .
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Copyright: Rusty Bourne, July
2003
published: www.tardemstudios.co.nz - 3rd. March 2004
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